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Spoof Correspondence between Nike
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Personal Exploitation Nike now lets you personalize your shoes by submitting a word or phrase which they will stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh. So Jonah Peretti filled out the form and sent them $50 to stitch "sweatshop" onto his shoes. Here are the responses he got, starting with the first one... From: "Personalize, NIKE iD"
{HYPERLINK "/ym/Compose?To=nikeid_personalize@nike.com&YY=44 244&order=down&sort=date&pos=0"}nikeid_personalize
@nike.com To: "'Jonah H. Peretti'"
From: "Jonah H. Peretti"
From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" {HYPERLINK
"/ym/Compose?To=nikeid_personalize@nike.com&YY=44 244&order=down&sort=date&pos=0"}nikeid_personalize
@nike.com
Subject: RE: Your NIKE
iD order o16468000 Dear NIKE iD, Thank you for your quick response to
my inquiry about my custom ZOOM XC USA running shoes. Although I commend
you for your prompt customer service, I disagree with the claim that
my personal iD was inappropriate slang. After consulting Webster's Dictionary,
I discovered that "sweatshop" is in fact part of standard English, and
not slang. The word means: "a shop or factory in which workers are employed
for long hours at low wages and under unhealthy conditions" and its
origin dates from 1892. So my personal iD does meet the criteria detailed
in your first email. Your web site advertises that the NIKE iD program
is "about freedom to choose and freedom to express who you are." I share
Nike's love of freedom and personal expression. The site also says that
"If you want it done right...build it yourself." I was thrilled to be
able to build my own shoes, and my personal iD was offered as a small
token of appreciation for the sweatshop workers poised to help me realize
my vision. I hope that you will value my freedom of expression and reconsider
your decision to reject my order.
From: "Personalize, NIKE iD" {HYPERLINK
"/ym/Compose?To=nikeid_personalize@nike.com&YY=44 244&order=down&sort=date&pos=0"}nikeid_personalize
@nike.com
From: "Jonah H. Peretti"
As the forwarder of this e-mail wrote: ... this will now go round the world much farther and faster than any of the adverts they paid Michael Jordan more than the entire wage packet of all their sweatshop workers in the world to do... The originator of this forwarded message claims he would normally avoid making a plea to pass on these things, but this time he said: JUST DO IT! I heartily agree. Cut'n'paste into your e-mail system'n'SSSwwooooooossshhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Or leave it on your home page for posterity to remind people of how hypocritical multinational corporations can be. |
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